squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

May 19 20:05 with 46,464 notes

May 16 15:19

dwight-you-ignorant-slut:

take shot every time:
• jack cries
• kate follows someone into mortal peril (double shots if sawyer; triple if jack)
• hurley says ‘dude’
• sawyer gives someone a nickname
• charlie relapses
• locke claims the island is his destiny
• desmond calls someone ‘brotha’
• ben stares creepily
•…

May 14 19:24 with 34 notes
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damninsomniac:

slow it down

May 06 15:58 with 7 notes
  • waitress: what would you like to drink
  • me: the blood of my enemies
  • waitress:
  • me:
  • waitress:
  • me:
  • waitress: is pepsi okay?

  • May 06 15:46 with 26,229 notes
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